The Art of the Scumbag

Most people across this vast nation of are well aware of the term “Scumbag”. However, few know its true definition. When you hear the word “Scumbag” yelled out in the street between two strangers; and this is especially so in the great city of New York; it’s usually because one person has pissed another person off for god knows what, but if this stranger only knew how to harness the incredible power, the sheer audacity of digging deep inside to summon his primal instincts, a “hey you fucking scumbag” would not just be aimlessly wasted into the cold New City air. Instead a true red, white and blue “Scumbag” who has practiced and mastered the dark art of Scumbagitry would have yelled out to that stranger who either cut him off or jay walked with a “Hey dick face where did you learn how to drive?!?! What?!? Was your mother blowing the driving instructor in the back seat at the DMV!?” Now this is classic insult or “snap” illustrates how to get your point across to the intended party. More often than not the recipient of said snap will have their feelings hurt or be embarrassed enough to just speed away and pretend the incident never happened. Now that you feel better about yourself personally, you should also take solace that you have helped society. You see, that jerk off you put down will most likely never pull a stunt like that again; somehow the world is a better place because of you and your eloquent scumbag words. Yes, yes it is and if anyone says any different? They can go fuck their mother.