Breasts...
Boobies...
Melons...
Fun Bags...
Love Cushions...
Etc...
I'm a man... and I love the Breast.
All types of breast; chicken breast, turkey breast, breast of duck (which is absolutely stupendously delicious with a "deish" of some apple hickory glaze sauce) but there is only one type of breast that truly captures my imagination and leads me to believe that anything is possible in this cold savage world.
Now some in the Scumbag nation will say, and this is in a whiny bitch-ass voice (I don't like fake tits they don't move or feel the same) No shit! Dr Oz! they're fucking fake! they're not supposed to feel real, stop being a "Negative Nelly" and stick this dollar in her ass crack.
I love all types of Zeppelins.. small, big, round shaped, pear shape, quasi melon shaped... I love'em all and I'm proud of it.
So I say hey! Scumbag Nation! Share your best Tits stories with your fellow Scumbagions and help make the world a safer place.
Until next time Nation this is Dr. Buffalowing signing off and remember...
"May the scum be with you, always"
(Translations)
"Deish" = A small amount comparable to a tea spoon. Correct word: Dash
"Negative Nelly" = An individual who seems to personifies a glass half empty approach to just about anything. A bore, a kill joy, a buzz killington.
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