(o)_(o) T.I.T.S and why we love them

Breasts...
Boobies...
Melons...
Fun Bags...
Love Cushions...
Etc...

I'm a man... and I love the Breast.

All types of breast; chicken breast, turkey breast, breast of duck (which is absolutely stupendously delicious with a "deish" of some apple hickory glaze sauce) but there is only one type of breast that truly captures my imagination and leads me to believe that anything is possible in this cold savage world.

Now some in the Scumbag nation will say, and this is in a whiny bitch-ass voice (I don't like fake tits they don't move or feel the same) No shit! Dr Oz! they're fucking fake! they're not supposed to feel real, stop being a "Negative Nelly"  and stick this dollar in her ass crack.

I love all types of Zeppelins.. small, big, round shaped, pear shape, quasi melon shaped... I love'em all and I'm proud of it.

So I say hey! Scumbag Nation! Share your best Tits stories with your fellow Scumbagions and help make the world a safer place.

Until next time Nation this is Dr. Buffalowing signing off and remember...

"May the scum be with you, always"

(Translations)
"Deish" = A small amount comparable to a tea spoon. Correct word: Dash
"Negative Nelly" = An individual who seems to personifies a glass half empty approach to just about anything. A bore, a kill joy, a buzz killington.

The Art of the Scumbag

Most people across this vast nation of are well aware of the term “Scumbag”. However, few know its true definition. When you hear the word “Scumbag” yelled out in the street between two strangers; and this is especially so in the great city of New York; it’s usually because one person has pissed another person off for god knows what, but if this stranger only knew how to harness the incredible power, the sheer audacity of digging deep inside to summon his primal instincts, a “hey you fucking scumbag” would not just be aimlessly wasted into the cold New City air. Instead a true red, white and blue “Scumbag” who has practiced and mastered the dark art of Scumbagitry would have yelled out to that stranger who either cut him off or jay walked with a “Hey dick face where did you learn how to drive?!?! What?!? Was your mother blowing the driving instructor in the back seat at the DMV!?” Now this is classic insult or “snap” illustrates how to get your point across to the intended party. More often than not the recipient of said snap will have their feelings hurt or be embarrassed enough to just speed away and pretend the incident never happened. Now that you feel better about yourself personally, you should also take solace that you have helped society. You see, that jerk off you put down will most likely never pull a stunt like that again; somehow the world is a better place because of you and your eloquent scumbag words. Yes, yes it is and if anyone says any different? They can go fuck their mother.